9oh7 life

I live my life just trying to see the humor in everyday
nastycute:

"Elizabeth, come on. Chill out! You knew what kind of party this was - it’s a turtle party. We all fuck. Get on board.
What did you expect? A bunch of pizzas and break dancing? Wrong turtles.”


This made me laugh so hard. I need to get out more

nastycute:

"Elizabeth, come on. Chill out! You knew what kind of party this was - it’s a turtle party. We all fuck. Get on board.

What did you expect? A bunch of pizzas and break dancing? Wrong turtles.”

This made me laugh so hard. I need to get out more

(via collegehumor)

Rabbit’s clever,” said Pooh thoughtfully.
“Yes,” said Piglet, “Rabbit’s clever.”
“And he has Brain.”
“Yes,” said Piglet, “Rabbit has Brain.”
There was a long silence.
“I suppose,” said Pooh, “that that’s why he never understands anything.

—A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh (via kushandwizdom)