9oh7 life

I live my life just trying to see the humor in everyday

aragogs:

xbox420:

jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)

The witching hour, somebody had once whispered to her, was a special moment in the middle of the night when every child and every grown-up was in a deep deep sleep, and all the dark things came out from hiding and had the world all to themselves.

—Roald Dahl (via kushandwizdom)

eatsalaska:

Gravlax, dilled wild Alaskan Sockeye salmon. So fine. The recipe.

Via

insuffera6le6itch:

saw this when she first posted it and rolled my eyes 
but it has taken an unexpected (and pleasant) turn

insuffera6le6itch:

saw this when she first posted it and rolled my eyes 

but it has taken an unexpected (and pleasant) turn

(via eggnored)

fluent-in-lesbianism:

MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.

(via eggnored)

comedycentral:

Click here to watch more of Jordan Klepper and Jessica Williams’s safety tips for college students from The Daily Show.

The women whom I love and admire for their strength and grace did not get that way because shit worked out. They got that way because shit went wrong, and they handled it. They handled it in a thousand different ways on a thousand different days, but they handled it. Those women are my superheroes.

Elizabeth Gilbert (via phanatic1981)

Here’s to heroes -

(via secretdaddy)

(Source: liquid-diamonds-flowing, via the-redheaded-harlot)

C isn’t a baby anymore, such an excited kid, bittersweet mama feelings. Now for the tooth fairy to come!

C isn’t a baby anymore, such an excited kid, bittersweet mama feelings. Now for the tooth fairy to come!